Is It So Wrong...

Kinja'd!!! "Lets Just Drive" (lets-just-drive)
03/03/2014 at 17:58 • Filed to: None

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... that I have a near instant distrust/mistrust of any man who wears abundant gold jewelry?


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Lets Just Drive
03/03/2014 at 17:59

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No, it seems pretty right actually.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Lets Just Drive
03/03/2014 at 17:59

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no I wouldn't trust him either.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Brian Silvestro
03/03/2014 at 18:00

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I just had to deal with this kid (early to mid 20's?) wearing more gold then any one person (with a penis) has any right to wear and I was really... hesitant... in my dealings with him.

I'm like this with most dudes who flex their bling.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Lets Just Drive
03/03/2014 at 18:02

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I just think to myself, "wow he must really have a small penis"

Then wonder why anyone would waste money on jewelry (besides a nice motorsports watch) when they can put it towards cars!


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Lets Just Drive
03/03/2014 at 18:15

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You just described most of Staten Island.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Brian Silvestro
03/03/2014 at 18:16

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Thank you!

One ring, okay - maybe that guy is married or a Mason. A watch - that's just fine, it's a gentleman's accessory. A necklace? Ehhh... and bracelets? Ehhh...

It feels the very opposite of manly.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Lets Just Drive
03/03/2014 at 18:18

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That's when I get suspicious, especially when they go out of their way to show it off (unbuttoning shirt to show necklace or rolling up sleeve to show bracelet)


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Brian Silvestro
03/03/2014 at 18:27

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Well, I'm just glad to know I'm not abnormal for being prejudiced against the gold-endowed.


Kinja'd!!! puddler > Lets Just Drive
03/03/2014 at 18:28

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i don't trust a man that wears jewelry or carries an umbrella. best to treat them like the women they are.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > puddler
03/03/2014 at 18:33

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Umbrellas? Really?

What about this umbrella...

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Kinja'd!!! puddler > Lets Just Drive
03/03/2014 at 18:54

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it doesn't seem to function as a sword, so no.


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Lets Just Drive
03/03/2014 at 19:04

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what about this guy ?


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > puddler
03/03/2014 at 19:10

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It would be better if it was also an edged weapon?


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > pdthedeuce
03/03/2014 at 19:11

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For some reason, when it comes to folks from India, Pakistan and surrounding countries I'm less put off by the flashy gold.

That's probably racist.


Kinja'd!!! puddler > Lets Just Drive
03/03/2014 at 19:14

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then someguy carrying an umbrella becomes some guy carrying a sword that blocks rain. big difference.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > puddler
03/03/2014 at 19:16

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I feel like there's probably an anime out there where exactly this is the case; some samurai type blocking the rain with his sword kata styles.


Kinja'd!!! puddler > Lets Just Drive
03/03/2014 at 19:24

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i wouldn't doubt it, but i wouldn't know.


Kinja'd!!! Manny05x > Lets Just Drive
03/03/2014 at 23:06

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Ya slackin wit the mr t memes